OK Oil Guys, talk your way out of This One

Thanks, Jon Stewart for picking up on this Mother Jones story that reached Facebook circulation yesterday.

Excerpt from Mother Jones:

BP's 583-page Gulf plan, last updated in June 2009, included references to how to protect walruses and sea lions, which, as US Rep Ed Markey noted, "have not called the Gulf home for 3 million years." The plan also included the phone number of a sea turtle expert who has been dead for 5 years.

Watch Jon Stewart's coverage here. HILARIOUS.

Like Dr. Atkins, you could still use his diet and cut down on carbs, but I wouldn't list him as your emergency contact. - Jon Stewart